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farts and guts

a new pope has been elected. and the most fucked up thing about this dude, is it turns out he used to sell acid at my high school to minor niners. i swear to god.

man, i love it when people write worse then me and take it turbo seriously, i think thats why i find this assholes so-called creative writing so fucking hilarious. it sounds like a dude who's read too much oscar wilde trying to write a letter to penthouse forum. hahahah. fag.

okay, one more week of real world work, then i am done for a while. off to england for the summer may 12th. blastin dudes butts and doing english grade pcp.

blast butts.

im developing an irrational fear of poodles.

wait until they start exercising

dear diary.....

some things i have done in the past while drunk that I shouldn't have.....

ate a pita i found in the gutter then puked it up.

ate a slice of pizza i found on the ground and used the dipping sauce beside it.

clogged Cindy's sink with my vomit.

destroyed jeffs medicine cabinet.

painted my wang purple and ran through peterborough naked. Then puked my guts up in an alley while still naked and had refrigerator boxes thrown at me.

saw a dude get stabbed in the neck, then went up to the dude who stabbed him and said "dude did you just stab him in the neck?" before he ran away, then instead of helping the stabbed guy i went to get a pita.

pissed on christy's bed.
pissed on the floor beside my bed.
pissed in Jeff's pots
Pissed on gordies cot, then flipped it over, which got the piss all over his carpet.
pissed on ben's coffee table.
pissed in gordie and the heats bathtub.
pissed in the corner of the sidebar.
pissed on the floor of ledgers bathroom.


Scared the shit out of the heat by asking him to go "steve it up" when he was trying to sleep.

gave myself fake tattoos with permanent marker that said "super slut" and "fuck you". then fell asleep and ruined the bed linen when all the ink ran into the sheets.

feel free to add some if you remember any stories i left out.

do yourself a huuuuugggge favor

okay, if you never look at anything on this blog again, just do yourself a huge favor and watch this it is the best thing i have ever seen. and i've had the tune stuck in my head all day

im late

how come i'm the last person in the world to find out about group hug

if anyone knows where i can get a copy of "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" please let me know, after watching these clips i think i need to see it

that joke isn't funny anymore.....

why can't i just listen to music on the radio. its hard enough for me to listen to "closer to the heart" for the 183920130410847890th time as it is, but lately, when i've tried to turn on radio stations that play music i have to hear dj's talk about how hilarious "mullets" are or say the word "for-shizzle" like they were the first person to ever notice these keen observations. please, shut up, your not funny, also, sorry to bum you out but you aren't going to be the next howard stern. I know you thought your bit about a goat farting would go over really well but the fact remains you will probably never be popular or famous. this especially applies to 102.1 the edge. when they had wee-man and Steve-O on the air, both of them kept swearing and intentionally going too far with the show, meanwhile dean blundell and his pack of loyal retards were too afraid to say anything and couldn't make any funny observations. dude, you guys can't even fucking interview Steve-O? thats fucked, that dude is a retard, and you guys still weren't up for it. later on in the week howard stern interviewed the same two guys and they were laughing at how they managed to get the dudes from 102.1 in shit.

i think that seals your fate, you'll be interviewing j list canadian celebrities until the day you die. oh by they way good luck on your interview with Thornley, i'm sure everyone is dying to hear that one. please just play the music and shut up.

woah, get normal crutches, like drugs and sex....

okay someone needs to be a friend and tell juliette lewis that she needs to cut it out, seriously, this is almost as bad as melanie griffith's website with all the weird sound effects.

rick astley

i can get lost on this site for hours, also, check out this spot, a sweet design firm